Thursday, August 14, 2008

George Lucas, the Star Wars film maker, kidnapped by Terrorist Rebels somewhere in Kandahar

Meaning more from the Fakenews: George Lucas, the famous film maker, has been apparently kidnapped by Terrorist rebels who are holding him hostage in a secret remote base in Kanadahar.

"Help me George Bush. You're my only hope." the film maker was reported to have said.

Mullah Obi Narobiri, one of the leader in charge of the rebel faction, have threatened to execute Lucas unless and we quote: "Evil America surrenders. The Joowish Consipracy that has taken hold of the Senate must be eliminated."

The US government is astonished how this insignificant and very small rebel group has gotten hold of Lucas - who was last seen at his home at Skypewalker Ranch in America, several thousand miles away from the desert base.

Commentators are saying this kidnapping is highly ironic given Lucas' revelation that he based his famous Star Wars story on the Vietcong communist insurgents in the 1970s.

US commanders have denied reports that they are organizing special forces to rescue the film maker. "Haha, we're not going to send storm troopers in. Who do they think we are? The Empire? Good lord, no, we're going to try and negotiate his release!!! bwahahahaa!!!!", said a bemused American commander, who gave his name as Commander Tarkin,

FK News: Fake News Press.






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